Labor Day!!! Lick A Shot Pon' Dem.

Came home to house smelling dank as fuck. As I turn my head 'round the corner I see my father sitting on the couch in the living room with my mother. He says, "Don't interrupt our puff puff party." I looked at my mother sternly and said, "You better not have been smoking." He replies, "Smoking like your little sister doesn't smoke." To which I continued my gaze unto her soul and stated, "You better not have been not smoking like my little sister."

My moms doesn't smoke but we all do. She better not!

But really...what if the Devil looked like this. And his name was Enrique but everyone and God called him Gay Gary.